So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am puke
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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