you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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