i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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