I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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