He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
