Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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