No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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