I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
