Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Mom said you looked used
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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