Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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