I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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