He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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