she kept yelling 'call me bella'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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