just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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