his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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