I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
