I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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