You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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