the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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