Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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