it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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