I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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