I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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