Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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