Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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