Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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