Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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