woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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