why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i out mim tonsoeep
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