I don't think brook has ever known best
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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