I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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