this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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