her vagine was all disorganized.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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