all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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