I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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