The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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