Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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