i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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