i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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