I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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