That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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