You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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