4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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