Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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