i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this will be a night to untag.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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