Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
