You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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