i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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