wrigley field is MILF paradise
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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