We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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