I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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