I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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