1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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