So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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