I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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