My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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