"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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