What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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